We recently got an urgent letter from Santa. This is what it said:
Dear baby on the hip,
In an effort to turn my workshop green by 2011 (Bullfrog powered as of yesterday, thank you!), I am handing off the following gift requests to baby on the hip.
Can you help a dude out?
Recipient: NICE new mama whose swank condo is about to turn into baby central. She hopes for some stimulating decor that won't scream "My style is also on maternity leave."
Wish: A Bamboo Mobile by Petit Collage. Modern simplicity hanging from each string. 'Nuff said.
Recipient: NICE kiddo with NAUGHTY hands whose favourite activity is Steal Daddy's Lagostina Pots and Pans.
Wish: Educo Gourmet Chef Kitchen will keep him super busy with knobs and shelves while Daddy makes real dinner.
Recipient: NICE new parents with very little sleep thanks to the arrival of their winter baby.
Wishes: All must-haves to keep baby warm such as a Bamboobino After-Bath Wrap, Blabla Booties and Hats and a Perlimpinpin Bamboo Blanket.
Recipient: NICE baby-sized Houdini with NAUGHTY blankets and clothes that won't stay on her cute chubby body.
Wishes: Bubbagum Wrap to keep those arms calm during sleep and Snugwarmers to keep those Rubenesque ankles toasty between pants and socks.
Recipient: NICE toddler who's about to receive a lot of toys this Holiday season.
Wishes: A 3 Sprout Wall Organizer with three generous pockets.
Thanks, baby on the hip. Candy Cane Martinis for your staff on Boxing Day, 'kay?
Word up,
Santa
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